Website Update! Ads for everyone!

April 7th, 2008 by admin

Alright! Since I’m done with the contest, I’ve taken the liberty to upgrade the look of my site… as well as add a couple of advertisements.

You’ll notice that the picture links don’t work yet. I don’t have an html editor at home… so I won’t be able to make those work until I have one. For now, here are the links to the banner at the top of the page, on the right side of the page and the left of the page:

Les French Cougars and Zee German Bears - My band with friends Ben Arscott, Myles Black, James Burroughs and Errol Matheson.

The Art Of Stefan Tosheff  - Stefan’s Radtacular Art.

Myles Black - A singe/songwriter from Gabriola Island - Also the lead singer of Les French Cougars and Zee German Bears. Check his stuff out… it’s amazing.

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Officially Resigning from the GREAitW Contest

April 7th, 2008 by admin

It’s been an interesting Journey… that of the Greatest Real Estate Agent In The World contest; but I am posting this today to say that Boris Yututeers has officially pulled out of the contest.

Boris has chosen to focus more on his Music Career and hopes to release 3,000 more albums this year. Expect a tour to support his latest effort “My SERP Skills Couldn’t Hack It,” this Summer.

Boris sends his thanks to the people who have helped him along the way. His fellow greatest real estate agent in the world, Eric Bramlett, another of the greatest real estate agents in the world, Richard Soto and finally a super guy (as well as being one of the Greatest Real Estate Agents In The World) Ryan Ward.

May the best man/woman win! Take Care, everyone!

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Greatest Real Estate Agent In The World Hikes K2!

February 26th, 2008 by admin

Boris Yututeers has done it again. Aside from being the Greatest Real Estate Agent In The World, Boris Yututeers has now proven to be the Greatest PERSON in the world.

As many of you may or may not know, Boris has done many charity events in the past including flying around the world in 79 days by hot air balloon for Cancer, Entering the Stick Lifting Olympics to raise money for alzheimer’s as well as setting up Jump Rope For Heart competitions for every elementary school in the world. He has now outdone himself once again.

Boris Yututeers has just completed a solitary hike up the Legendary K2! For this event, he has raised over 30 billion dollars for The Jumping Frenchmen of Maine Disease! No longer shall the poor lumberjacks of Maine hop around wildly. No more will Mothers and Children have to worry about their loved one accidentally jumping in front of a moving train.

Yes folks, The Greatest Real Estate Agent In The World is truly a great man. Kudos to you, Boris Yututeers! The Greatest Real Estate Agent In The World

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Boris Releases New Instrumental Track!

February 19th, 2008 by admin

The World Renowned Greatest Real Estate Agent In The World, Boris Yututeers, has JUST now released a new instrumental track. He does plan on adding some vocals in the near future, but for now, enjoy this wonderful gift he has allowed us to download FOR FREE, off his Greatest Real Estate Agent In The World MySpace Profile.

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Greatest Real Estate Agent In The World Strikes Again!

February 15th, 2008 by admin

Greatest Real Estate Agent In The WorldWith all the competition, it seems like it will be increasingly harder for Boris to keep up. I am here to announce his plan to win. Boris Yututeers has officially re-started his music project, Boris Yututeers - The Greatest Real Estate Agent In The World! Be sure to check out his new number 1 hit single, “Song in the key of B.”

Expect a full album to be released, early next month. He will also be looking to play some local shows - so, keep an eye out. And for all you venues that need a performer? Don’t ask. We will come to YOU.

Behold. The Greatest Real Estate Agent In The World!!!!

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This Just In! The Greatest Real Estate Agent In The World!

February 13th, 2008 by admin

Known for his music, athletic prowess and being The Greatest Real Estate Agent In The World, allow me to introduce the man, the myth, the legend, your friend and mine, the world’s Greatest Real Estate Agent, Boris Yututeers!

Whether you know him through his charity work at every single hospital in the world, through his heavenly melodies, or the fact that he is the most amazing, greatest real estate agent in the world, you can’t deny the sheer beauty of this man. He has sold more homes than anyone ever has on the face of the planet and touched more souls than the pope himself; Boris Yututeers is a saint. A God Amongst Men. If you are lucky enough to buy a house from this Greatest Real Estate Agent In The World, your life will be complete.

I wrote a page dedicated to the Greatest Real Estate Agent In The World. I recommend having a glance at it! For even his facebook profile! (remember to be logged in!). He also has a myspace profile in the works in which he will post some songs from his sophomore concept opus, “The Greatest Real Estate Agent In The World“.. Which he wrote and recorded when he was just 13!

- Here are some interesting facts about Boris. He was world champion stick lifter in the stick olympics 13 years in a row.

- He is Paul McCartney AND Ringo Starr’s Godfather.

- He has been nominated “The Greatest Real Estate Agent In The World” so many times that Chuck Norris has lost count.

- Several tests have concluded that he has the skills to love-make with anyone, from anywhere, at any time.

- He sold his first property before it was even put up for sale

- You know how some agents service several areas in a state? He services several continents in the world.

- He was the one who set up NASA with their current location; so, as a thanks, they named a galaxy after him. Behold! The Yututeers Galaxy!

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Greatest Real Estate Agent In The World Contest

February 13th, 2008 by admin

So, we are having a bit of an SEO competition. It’s to see which one of us SEO savvy webmasters can rank the highest for the term “Greatest Real Estate Agent In The World.

The competition is stiff, but I will see what just about 3 years of working at Real Estate Webmasters has taught me. So, in order to do this, I’m going to nominate my friend as the Greatest Real Estate Agent In The World. Everybody, let me introduce you to… (To be continued…)

PS. I’d like to also give a shout out to another of the Greatest Real Estate Agents In The World.. who now owes me some rum!

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Cyborgs!

February 9th, 2008 by admin

Check out this new prosthetic arm in development!

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Calloused

February 7th, 2008 by admin

Check out my new song on MySpace: Calloused

REW

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The Horrors.

January 28th, 2008 by admin

This band is pretty cool. They only have 2 releases. A full length and an E.P. The full length is sexcellent. Check them out!

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